You Fuckin' Goomba's.

Lets talk about some shit.


I wanna talk about Goomba's.
A.K.A. The Mothafuckas.

"Aye yo Daddy D! What the fuck is a Goomba?"

A goomba is a mothafucka thats hella fucking stupid. People that have no type of sense. Fake fucks.
Theres certain types of goomba-ass muthafuckas.

First class of Goombas:
The niggas that be like "Brehh, i gotchu. Your shits safe with me. On mommas." -___-
Nigga, shut the fuck up. Thats why you go runnin' to other people tellin' their business. Thats grimey as fuck.
"I promise you blahblahblahblah" Keep ya promises to ya damn self King Koopa. Basically, the lying ass goombas is what im speakin' about. I watch myself and watchout who my friends be. Im tryna stay around Mario and Luigi ass niggas. Not no 5-0 deep cover fuckers.

Second class of Goombas:
Playin' ass Goombas. The mothafuckas that be playin' girls like a brand new Mario game. I be hearin' shit about all these mothafuckas. They be saying "Oh baby, i love you. I always been loved you, girl. You my world. Call me daddy." -_____-
First things first nigga, IM daddy. The ONLY daddy. DADDY D! Second, shut the fuck up with your fuckin bullshit. Cause the next thing hes gonna do is make Princess Peach look like a damn fool by leaving with some stupid ass reasons like "Im tired of feeling guilty through alla this. I dont have the same feelings as before. BLAHBLAHBLAH!" Shut the fuck up. Talkin' all this head about how you love her and shit and how shes your world, then your feelings change. THERES GOTTA BE ANOTHER GIRL. If a nigga talks all this shit about saying he loves you and your his world, then the mothafucka betta take that shit to his damn grave and mean it forever. Cause shit, i know i do!

Third class of Goombas:
"Yo man! I got that shit, that shit, that shit, and that shit! But my parents dont want me showing anyone."
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Fourth class of Goombas:
"Dude, where the FUCK did you get your shirt, jeans, shoes, socks, underwear and hairstyle"
SWAGGA JACKAS! Im not even gonna lie, but black people be swagga jackin' up the ASS! Thats on some real shit. Niggas break their own necks to have someone elses swagg. WACK! Ok, yeah, i copied Brada Kevroc's ripped pocket steez, but i mean, atleast i look good with it! I mean, Niggas be copying niggas steez and look hella stupid doing it. Skaters were rockin' skinny jeans then "PUNK ROCK" Goombas come in and start wearing that shit. BUT THEY LOOK HELLA STUPID! Nigga, just keep wearing that smoke shop, crackhead-lookin, my-shirt-looks-like-a-nightgown type shit. Keep rockin' ya fake shit. Ya fuckin' goombas. I may look like every skater out on the block, but shit, ive ALWAYS been like this. Never had another steez. I WIN, YOU LOSE.

Fifth class of Goombas:
"Yeah, that bitch is HELLA ugly! I'd NEVER go out with her IN MY LIFE!" Then couple months later, you start going out with that bitch. Gabbi knows what im talking about. HA! Pathetic, worthless ass goombas. Need i explain more?

Final class of Goombas:
"FUCK YOU NIGGA! I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS BUT NOT REALLY! IMMA JUST TALK HELLA SHIT AND MAKE A SCENE AND DO HELLA MUCH SO I COULD LOOK HARD CAUSE GOD KNOWS YOU'LL BEAT MY ASS!"
You already know.


Fuck King Koopa niggas that be having lil Goombas running around.

Got any type of Goombas you want me to talk about? Let me know.
aim- Shingo be COO



-Shingo Anaya [YZ!]